tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85864093391147147372012-02-16T04:13:28.593-08:00Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.comBlogger491100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-27064649165445358002011-09-20T19:37:00.001-07:002011-09-20T19:39:31.956-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DDkGNHHD9a8/TnlOMecOUYI/AAAAAAAAAOA/ilQCMT-1k84/s1600/gifs_08.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 225px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DDkGNHHD9a8/TnlOMecOUYI/AAAAAAAAAOA/ilQCMT-1k84/s320/gifs_08.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5654636783377207682" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-2706464916544535800?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-35538514962979781762010-10-14T15:29:00.000-07:002010-10-14T15:40:21.038-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TLeGcw3_edI/AAAAAAAAAKg/OAbX19o8lQA/s1600/m%C3%A3e+to+no+google.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 270px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TLeGcw3_edI/AAAAAAAAAKg/OAbX19o8lQA/s320/m%C3%A3e+to+no+google.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5528034896334780882" /></a><br /><br />- Mãe tô no Google.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-3553851496297978176?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-44437879945187418242010-07-13T13:25:00.000-07:002010-07-13T13:35:31.565-07:00<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iAUXdDO_NgM&amp;color1=0xd6d6d6&amp;color2=0xf0f0f0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iAUXdDO_NgM&amp;color1=0xd6d6d6&amp;color2=0xf0f0f0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="380" height="285"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> Nem queira ver o do harry poter brasileiro<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-4443787994518741824?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-5429770676595299662010-07-10T11:40:00.000-07:002010-07-10T11:41:40.619-07:00<script type="text/javascript" src="http://cdn-akm.vmixcore.com/vmixcore/js?auto_play=0&amp;player_name=uvp&amp;width=512&amp;height=332&amp;player_id=1aa0b90d7d31305a75d7fa03bc403f5a&amp;t=91e474a577034a5d0deedc1b1e129d74"></script><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br />"Na próxima a direita"</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-542977067659529966?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-69022431117688902012010-07-06T12:39:00.000-07:002010-07-06T12:43:08.313-07:00<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zy3XDBwSfws&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1?rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zy3XDBwSfws&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1?rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="440" height="285"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-6902243111768890201?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-74673265964619489502010-07-02T12:13:00.000-07:002010-07-02T12:15:02.935-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TC46kqFYXEI/AAAAAAAAAKA/EcYaQLrBCHU/s1600/Acidente-Wayne-Endrigo.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 290px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TC46kqFYXEI/AAAAAAAAAKA/EcYaQLrBCHU/s320/Acidente-Wayne-Endrigo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489389397257772098" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-7467326596461948950?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-2393284369560803452010-07-01T12:29:00.000-07:002010-07-01T12:44:53.056-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TCzvwS0NBkI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/RAd8vx5CbnQ/s1600/toy-story-hardcore.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 220px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TCzvwS0NBkI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/RAd8vx5CbnQ/s320/toy-story-hardcore.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489025658821346882" border="0" /></a>"O infinito e alem é para o Oeste"</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-239328436956080345?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-64743606765982649212010-06-13T09:30:00.000-07:002010-06-13T09:34:13.000-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TBUII1XL4RI/AAAAAAAAAJo/Eu3Dcp2Ybzk/s1600/sonic-real-life.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 186px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TBUII1XL4RI/AAAAAAAAAJo/Eu3Dcp2Ybzk/s320/sonic-real-life.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482297069249749266" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">"Dizem que ele estava atrás de cebolitos"<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-6474360676598264921?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-3575694301941205432010-06-12T11:06:00.000-07:002010-06-12T11:19:10.964-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TBPNvk7T_wI/AAAAAAAAAJg/TCuq0hxg9O4/s1600/TF_CAp_America_2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 273px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TBPNvk7T_wI/AAAAAAAAAJg/TCuq0hxg9O4/s320/TF_CAp_America_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481951388690022146" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TBPNvaxT1zI/AAAAAAAAAJY/L0Zj-XFK-Ls/s1600/Cap_America_head_turnaround.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 116px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TBPNvaxT1zI/AAAAAAAAAJY/L0Zj-XFK-Ls/s320/Cap_America_head_turnaround.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481951385963714354" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TBPNu0biBoI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/ddMNwNr8PwQ/s1600/TF_Cap_America_pencil.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 296px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TBPNu0biBoI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/ddMNwNr8PwQ/s320/TF_Cap_America_pencil.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481951375671821954" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TBPNunOtPCI/AAAAAAAAAJI/WMTVHNH9jsk/s1600/TF_CAp_America_1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 221px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TBPNunOtPCI/AAAAAAAAAJI/WMTVHNH9jsk/s320/TF_CAp_America_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481951372128369698" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-357569430194120543?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-87410808240319917952010-06-07T12:20:00.000-07:002010-06-07T12:37:37.524-07:00<div style="text-align: center;">Protegendo o Halo<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TA1I4t3KZKI/AAAAAAAAAI4/BwtHwkCrTBM/s1600/IAm.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 319px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TA1I4t3KZKI/AAAAAAAAAI4/BwtHwkCrTBM/s320/IAm.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480116460800599202" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b>Halo</b><br />(latim <i>halos, -o</i>, do grego latim <i>hálos, -o</i>, eira, grão na eira, disco do Sol ou da Lua)<br /></span> </div><div style="padding-left: 10px; text-align: left;" class="" title="substantivo masculino"><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><categoria>s. m.</categoria></i></span></div><div style="padding-left: 12px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">1. </span><span ondblclick="javascript:DefinePalavra(getSel());" title="Duplo clique para ver definição" style="cursor: pointer;">Círculo luminoso que às vezes se nota em volta do Sol e de alguns planetas devido a certo estado da atmosfera.</span></span></div><div style="padding-left: 12px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">2<span style="font-weight: bold;">. </span></span><span ondblclick="javascript:DefinePalavra(getSel());" title="Duplo clique para ver definição" style="cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold;">Círculo que rodeia o mamilo.</span></span></div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-8741080824031991795?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-65975583856371647192010-06-07T11:33:00.000-07:002010-06-07T11:41:11.701-07:00<div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TA07jg5Y_dI/AAAAAAAAAIw/rINa5bnxfzg/s1600/giovanni.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 184px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TA07jg5Y_dI/AAAAAAAAAIw/rINa5bnxfzg/s320/giovanni.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480101802891869650" border="0" /></a>Temos que pegar !<br /><span style="font-size:85%;">(Geonvanni sobre srª Ketchum)</span><br /></div><br /><br />-"Não consigo fazer com alguém me olhando"<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"> Eu para o Robert enquanto eu upo a imagem.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-6597558385637164719?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-26551898602259042092010-06-05T22:55:00.000-07:002010-06-05T23:09:18.138-07:00A Electronic Entertainment Expo de 2010 está pra começar, e o bolso de muita gente começar a coçar, e o infinitivo é ótimo pra rimar :B<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TAs5sQca4VI/AAAAAAAAAIk/H1cgkhX8nwg/s1600/e3.jpeg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 114px; height: 135px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TAs5sQca4VI/AAAAAAAAAIk/H1cgkhX8nwg/s320/e3.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479536804117537106" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">A companhe a E3 ao vivo pela nintendo por <a href="http://e3.nintendo.com/">aqui</a> !<br />(9 a.m. 15 de junho, horário do pacífico)<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-2655189860225904209?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-76970413478681370102010-06-03T14:43:00.000-07:002010-06-03T15:40:26.665-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TAglNcI2x8I/AAAAAAAAAH4/4vo2zZLoXxg/s1600/getting+up.bmp"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 186px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TAglNcI2x8I/AAAAAAAAAH4/4vo2zZLoXxg/s320/getting+up.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5478669859518072770" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Tá com nojinho sr 02 ?!</div><br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" src="http://widgets.amung.us/tab.js"></script><script type="text/javascript">WAU_tab('jd40qaapm8zi', 'left-lower')</script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-7697041347868137010?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-20365588755288490872010-06-01T19:58:00.000-07:002010-06-01T20:16:57.112-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TAXJZ9_saeI/AAAAAAAAAHY/euyW_7JDP78/s1600/city+of+heros.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TAXJZ9_saeI/AAAAAAAAAHY/euyW_7JDP78/s320/city+of+heros.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5478005969741703650" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: normal;">"A cidade de Melbourne, na Austrália, quebrou no último sábado (29) o recorde para o maior número de pessoas vestidas de super-heróis."</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Eu queria ver um cosplay do Madrox, mas eu fico em duvida se ele é no individual ou coletivo...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;">Eu juro que na próxima zombie walk eu vou de agente da S.T.A.R.S</span><br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"> <span style="font-weight: normal;">Essa notícia veio de <a href="http://g1.globo.com/planeta-bizarro/noticia/2010/06/por-recorde-1245-pessoas-se-fantasiam-de-super-herois.html">Fontópolis</a>.<br /><a href="http://g1.globo.com/planeta-bizarro/noticia/2010/06/por-recorde-1245-pessoas-se-fantasiam-de-super-herois.html">Fontópolis</a> está sendo atacada!<br /> (Provavelmente por hacker's) </span><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-2036558875528849087?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-42578381285872989322010-06-01T19:24:00.001-07:002010-06-01T19:30:36.502-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TAXBJGfL2_I/AAAAAAAAAHQ/dubbcpJ2DrM/s1600/118688-presto.jpeg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 308px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/TAXBJGfL2_I/AAAAAAAAAHQ/dubbcpJ2DrM/s320/118688-presto.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477996883870473202" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Um salve pro mano <a href="http://dizemquenaopresto.blogspot.com/">Easter egg</a>.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-4257838128587298932?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-66578172498509306532010-05-21T23:12:00.000-07:002010-05-21T23:19:40.203-07:00Miragem Bloco/Ciclo (Sosumi, Mirage Jr., Mochalatte) <br />Ciclo de Rath ou Tempestade Bloco (Bogavhati, Rachimulot, Gorgonzola) <br />Ciclo dos Artefatos ou Bloco de Urza (Armadillo, Guacamole, Chimichanga) <br />Ciclo Mascarado (Archimedes, Euripides, Dionysus) <br />Invasão (Beijing, Hong Kong, Shanghai) <br />Odisséia (Argon, Boron, Carbon) <br />Investida (Manny, Moe, Jack) <br />Mirrodin (Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato) <br />Kamigawa (Earth, Wind, Fire) <br />Ravnica (Control, Alt, Delete) <br />Espiral Temporal (Snap, Crackle, Pop) <br />Lorwyn Block (Peanut, Butter, Jelly )<br />Fragmentos de Alara (Fragmentos de Alara )<br />Zendikar (Live, Long, Prosper)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-6657817249850930653?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-86717477454521607112010-05-19T19:46:00.000-07:002010-05-19T20:00:58.775-07:00Carta na manga pra começar a re-atualizar:<br />(O ministério responsável pela vida e bem-estar do português adverte, contém erros, então brinque de onde está Wally e ache todos)<br /><br /><br /><br />Era uma noite fria de Inverno<br />Qualquer pessoa com o minimo de inteligência teria ficado em casa, tomando uma bebida quente e fazendo amor com sua mulher até suar, mas não Ross. Ross não tinha mulher, não tinha namorada ele era casado com o vento, como costumava dizer e fora uma coisa ou outra não via diferenças para as mulheres, suaves como uma brisa e... algm se lembra de uma velha piada sobre mulheres e furacões? <br /><br />Ross preferias as mulheres como ventanias quentes de verão, mas tinha medo da erosão que uma mulher podia causar na sua paciência. Ross nunca soprava no mesmo lugar.<br /><br />E foi o vento que levou Ross para uma cidade no limite da fronteira, <br /><br />Arida, parada, com vegetação seca e pessoas na janela e mulheres nas esquinas e esterco seco por toda parte. quente pensou ross. tomara que o trabalho tbm seja.<br /><br />placa suja. de madeira, talhada a faca. Dust devil. nome simpático pra uma loja, pensou ross, o que vendem aqui? almas?<br /><br />os sinos não batem quando ele entra. loja vazia. <br /><br />"- D&d, hunf! que sigla estúpida! quem pensou numa besteira dessas ? ". Praguejou em voz alta enquanto acendia um cigarro de palha.<br /><br />"- Alguém que pensa no futuro, sua cadela leprosa",uma figura baixa, corcunda e enrugada com sorriso de maldade no rosto, e uma xícara de café nas mãos.<br /><br />"- Ainda tem aquela banheira com remos?" Ross apaga o cigarro no café do velho.<br /><br />"- o tempo é cruel com os humanos, alem de caducos os deixam cegos" o dedo magro apota pela janela e um barco está pendurado na parte de fora da casa, visível por uma pequena janela.<br /><br />"- pq ascendeu o cigarro se não fuma ?"o dedo que apontava, agora coça a corcunda magra.<br /><br />"- sei que vc odeia fumaça, e adora café"<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />Mesa improvisada, Ross e o velho, cevada e cafeina.<br /><br />"- Diferente da ultima pocilga que eu te achei, o que foi ? os negócios estão em baixa ?"<br /><br />"- Tem algo errado ross, as pessoas estão morrendo antes que eu as mate."<br /><br />"- pensei que isso não era problema pra vc"<br /><br />"- A cerveja jah chegou no cérebro? Ross meu camarada, tem forças nisso que vc nem imagina"<br /><br />"- isso quer dizer que vc vai fazer hora extra ?"<br /><br />"- isso quer dizer que "vocês" estão encrencados."<br /><br />"- que isso meu velho, até parece que está ficando mais...humano."<br /><br />"- Ross, vc veio pra morrer não é? e tem medo! Da pra sentir na roupa, no seu cheiro, no ar" o velho arregala os olhos como se o mundo se abrisse pra ele, e ele não sabe que rumo tomar.<br /><br />"- Ross, jah parou pra pensar sobre o que anda fazendo nos últimos anos? vivendo de cidade em cidade, uma morte esporádica, duas, trinta e sete. acha que vai pra um lugar bom? acha que vai fazer algo monumental? acha que vai espiar sua culpa? uma coisa te digo vagabundo,vc tem passe direto, com carteira vip, e crédito extra. só me responda uma coisa Ross, pq quer morrer ? "<br /><br />"- Sei que vc adora mortes, e odeia quando não é vc o assasino."<br /><br />-----------------------<br /><br />Ross sai e deixa uma moeda de ouro sobre a mesa feita de tampa de barril<br /><br />"- vc sabe que são duas!"<br /><br />"- ele é caolho"<br /><br />o velho ri de lado,<br /><br />"- Boa viajem capitão" ross arruma a jaqueta.<br /><br />"- Assegurarei que o seu compadre tbm faça."<br /><br />ross anda pela estrada, o vento no seu calcanhar, nas suas pernas, na sua nuca, sua amante verdadeira.<br /><br />"- Ei ross, 38! irônico não é ? 38. Acabei de pegar um arma nova. hahaha..."<br /><br />o velho da a volta para traz da casa, Ross parte viajem. <br /><br />o vento assobia.<br /><br />o vento assobia para ross.<br /><br />Mas para Ross nada sopra por muito tempo no mesmo lugar.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-8671747745452160711?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-38288436739912058672010-05-08T14:27:00.000-07:002010-05-08T14:30:10.484-07:00<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NbOS7s1mioE&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NbOS7s1mioE&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/smQKFayyMmg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/smQKFayyMmg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U1DKbiw47RQ&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U1DKbiw47RQ&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-vEuxNpMQWg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-vEuxNpMQWg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-3828843673991205867?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-77798121304599884832010-04-22T20:25:00.000-07:002010-04-22T20:31:02.477-07:00<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zlfKdbWwruY&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zlfKdbWwruY&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="440" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">O de 2009 está saindo<br /><br />...Com menos argentinos.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-7779812130459988483?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-80065188871130224692010-04-15T16:23:00.000-07:002010-04-15T16:25:01.425-07:00Hey love crusaider<br />I want to be your space invader<br />For you I will decend the deepest moon crater<br />I is more stronger than Darth Vadherr.<br />Obey me I is your new dictator<br />For you is Venus, I am Mars<br />With you I is more richer than all the tzars<br />Make a wishes on a shooting stars<br />Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars!<br /><br />Elektronik, Supersonik,<br />Supersonik, Elektronik<br /><br />...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-8006518887113022469?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-5719953824142498122010-04-03T10:13:00.000-07:002010-04-03T10:15:22.373-07:00<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qn1bnMyN4Zw&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qn1bnMyN4Zw&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">"But you litlle door is close..."<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-571995382414249812?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-76079076769327895052010-03-30T19:56:00.000-07:002010-03-30T19:57:41.382-07:00<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(1, 99, 179);">[23:55] Eduardo: </span><span style="font-family:MS Shell Dlg;font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#000000;">cara</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(1, 99, 179);">[23:55] Eduardo: </span><span style="font-family:MS Shell Dlg;"><span style="color:#000000;">o que vc faz</span></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(1, 99, 179);">[23:55] Eduardo: </span><span style="font-family:MS Shell Dlg;"><span style="color:#000000;">qdo sao 00:00</span></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(1, 99, 179);">[23:55] Eduardo: </span><span style="font-family:MS Shell Dlg;"><span style="color:#000000;">vc ta cheio de coisa pra fazer</span></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(1, 99, 179);">[23:55] Eduardo: </span><span style="font-family:MS Shell Dlg;"><span style="color:#000000;">mas vc esta com um sentimento de apatia desumana colossal dentro de vc.. </span></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(1, 99, 179);">[23:55] Eduardo: </span><span style="font-family:MS Shell Dlg;"><span style="color:#000000;">que cresce como um gigantesco penis dentro da sua mente</span></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(1, 99, 179);">[23:55] Eduardo: </span><span style="font-family:MS Shell Dlg;"><span style="color:#000000;">e tudo o que vc consegue fazer eh olhar fixamente para o pc sem fazer nada</span></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(1, 99, 179);">[23:55] Eduardo: </span><span style="font-family:MS Shell Dlg;"><span style="color:#000000;">o que vc faz</span></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(1, 99, 179);">[23:55] Eduardo: </span><span style="font-family:MS Shell Dlg;"><span style="color:#000000;">?</span></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(211, 89, 0);">[23:55] victor hugo:<span style="font-size:130%;"> </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 11px;">nada</span></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(211, 89, 0);">[23:56] victor hugo: </span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size: 11px;">justamente como me sinto agora</span></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(211, 89, 0);">[23:56] victor hugo: </span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size: 11px;">tirando a parte do pênis</span></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-7607907676932789505?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-20422469769106197502010-03-29T20:45:00.000-07:002010-03-29T20:54:09.991-07:00<ul><li><b>Sim. (resposta a uma pergunta)</b> - HIja'</li><li><b>Não. (resposta a uma pergunta)</b> - ghobe'</li><li><b>Sim, OK, eu farei isso.</b> - Qo'</li><li><b>Olá.</b> - nuqneH</li><li><b>O quê está acontecendo?</b> - qaStaH nuq?</li><li><b>Hã?</b> - nuqjatlh?</li><li><b>Eu entendi.</b> - jIyaj</li><li><b>Eu não entendi.</b> - jIyajbe'</li><li><b>Bom! (expressão de satisfação)</b> - maj</li><li><b>A testa da sua mãe é lisa!</b> - HaB SoSl<span style="font-size:2px;"><tt>I</tt></span>' Quch! <i>(o pior insulto para um klingon)</i></li><li><b>Onde é o banheiro?</b> - nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'</li><li><b>Venha aqui!</b> - HIqhoS</li><li><b>Hoje é um bom dia para morrer.</b>- Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam</li><li><b>Nós somos Klingons!</b> - tlhIngan maH!</li><li><b>Cale a boca!</b> - bIjatlh 'e' yImev (para mais de uma pessoa: Sujatlh 'e' yImev)</li><li><b>Feliz Aniversário.</b> - qoSlIj DatIvjaj</li><li><b>Abra a porta!</b> - lojmIt yIpoSmoH!</li></ul><br /><div style="text-align: center;">(Só os inteligentes podem ver)<br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S7F1aSY1SXI/AAAAAAAAAGE/VldjM1OmhjQ/s1600/klingon.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 236px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S7F1aSY1SXI/AAAAAAAAAGE/VldjM1OmhjQ/s320/klingon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454269718195423602" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-2042246976910619750?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-82852966796803403902010-03-27T10:06:00.001-07:002010-03-27T10:11:09.933-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S647RA4vEWI/AAAAAAAAAF0/WUbS6dRWVUE/s1600/ZZ52275E18.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 178px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S647RA4vEWI/AAAAAAAAAF0/WUbS6dRWVUE/s320/ZZ52275E18.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453361362274029922" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-8285296679680340390?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-60583423710559256142010-03-27T08:01:00.001-07:002010-03-27T08:02:56.782-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S64d0OYX_eI/AAAAAAAAAFs/TOjEyDhPbrA/s1600/id.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 224px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S64d0OYX_eI/AAAAAAAAAFs/TOjEyDhPbrA/s320/id.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453328981842984418" border="0" /></a><br />Não ria, ela tem crise de identidade !<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-6058342371055925614?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-13626690609505687992010-03-27T07:50:00.000-07:002010-03-27T08:01:06.445-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S64dCWu1TlI/AAAAAAAAAFk/DRnfwUMDnp4/s1600/windowslivewriterbiquinideplsticobolhaeuquero-5d00carloscardoso-bikini4.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 190px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S64dCWu1TlI/AAAAAAAAAFk/DRnfwUMDnp4/s320/windowslivewriterbiquinideplsticobolhaeuquero-5d00carloscardoso-bikini4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453328125091204690" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Nada melhor pra relaxar que plástico bolha.<br /><br />( Alguém viu mais que duas bolhas ?!)<br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-1362669060950568799?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-20314570142365442452010-03-27T07:44:00.000-07:002010-03-27T07:49:02.674-07:00<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q7RU_SRijBw&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q7RU_SRijBw&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />"Saiba, Ronaldinho Gaúcho e todos vocês..."<br /><br />Old but Gold.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-2031457014236544245?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-40758259579579914742010-03-24T22:39:00.000-07:002010-03-24T22:54:16.712-07:00London Calling! Should stay or Should i go ?!<br /><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pkm2PXtZVQs&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pkm2PXtZVQs&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /> Professores de Oxford. Eles são mais do que parecem.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RY6QspyGEuE&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RY6QspyGEuE&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /> Lá que vc tira licença pra matar<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dE80ackzHU&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dE80ackzHU&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /> Prata da casa.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-7JnQxiXS7U&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-7JnQxiXS7U&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /> Muito apropriado pra um IMPÉRIO !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-4075825957957991474?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-68030679382155705032010-03-24T10:08:00.000-07:002010-03-24T10:24:28.001-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S6pHJY4CwEI/AAAAAAAAAFU/xzjYfpDrMos/s1600/comparations.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 131px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S6pHJY4CwEI/AAAAAAAAAFU/xzjYfpDrMos/s320/comparations.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452248525507313730" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Rá<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-6803067938215570503?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-91821502436186465862010-03-23T21:14:00.000-07:002010-03-23T21:27:06.602-07:00Holla!<br /><br />O melhor de Chapolin (que é melhor que chaves), agora com vc's Taca la petaca.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gaJm2X1hqt0&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gaJm2X1hqt0&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Era Monty python nas terras da rainha. E Chapolin nas terras da tequila .<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-9182150243618646586?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-42785867847786671202010-03-22T10:17:00.000-07:002010-03-22T10:45:44.126-07:00<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h7RcqRmBlIQ&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h7RcqRmBlIQ&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />Pingu é Rei, Um Pinguim Rei!<br /><br /><br />(veja a mulher do pingo <a href="https://nabudega.websiteseguro.com/images//produto/antarcticalongneck.gif">aqui</a> )<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-4278586784778667120?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-75848995945664535042010-03-20T10:24:00.001-07:002010-03-20T10:26:20.232-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S6UE2ZkzV7I/AAAAAAAAAFE/yta6cnFO1DY/s1600-h/zelda-shield.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 209px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S6UE2ZkzV7I/AAAAAAAAAFE/yta6cnFO1DY/s320/zelda-shield.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450768256626546610" border="0" /></a> Turum Tsss<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-7584899594566453504?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-65648130808586487482010-03-19T09:48:00.000-07:002010-03-19T09:49:48.485-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S6OrEu97ncI/AAAAAAAAAE8/Y55WLGuZaXs/s1600-h/Iron_Man_and_Samus_the_sequel_by_Coelasquid.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 214px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S6OrEu97ncI/AAAAAAAAAE8/Y55WLGuZaXs/s320/Iron_Man_and_Samus_the_sequel_by_Coelasquid.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450388071864049090" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-6564813080858648748?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-83802511910495438542010-03-19T09:32:00.000-07:002010-03-19T09:43:03.171-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S6OpVget7KI/AAAAAAAAAE0/Nsb72NoAgYM/s1600-h/Bombermann.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 188px; height: 226px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S6OpVget7KI/AAAAAAAAAE0/Nsb72NoAgYM/s320/Bombermann.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450386161009552546" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-8380251191049543854?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-5680098477377216522010-03-19T09:25:00.001-07:002010-03-19T09:53:07.046-07:00Em uma lan-house mto mto distante...<br /><br />- Haaa fechei o item, agora meu personagem tem chance de tirar crítico, Vou tirar muitos danos críticos, o negócio vai ficar crítico pra vc's!<br /><br />- Aff cara, que piada sem graça.<br /><br />- NÃO ME CRITIQUE!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-568009847737721652?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-17695448756584953012010-03-11T06:47:00.000-08:002010-03-22T08:17:23.288-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S5kC2mqr5bI/AAAAAAAAAEs/jP6gknPhDYA/s1600-h/nvy+bad+boll.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 53px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S5kC2mqr5bI/AAAAAAAAAEs/jP6gknPhDYA/s320/nvy+bad+boll.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447388361397102002" border="0" /></a><br />É os navys não sabem jogar bola...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-1769544875658495301?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-24278142394966682232010-03-07T06:56:00.000-08:002010-03-22T08:20:02.938-07:00Protótipos:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S5O_Op44roI/AAAAAAAAAEE/GR41ipbU10c/s1600-h/gigavapor.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 312px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S5O_Op44roI/AAAAAAAAAEE/GR41ipbU10c/s320/gigavapor.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445906632904584834" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">"War Machine"<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S5O_07R20gI/AAAAAAAAAEU/vBFDzccXg2A/s1600-h/dig1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 268px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S5O_07R20gI/AAAAAAAAAEU/vBFDzccXg2A/s320/dig1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445907290407752194" border="0" /></a><br />"Way Maker"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S5PJq0tABbI/AAAAAAAAAEk/uqm50vSOHFo/s1600-h/rowse.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S5PJq0tABbI/AAAAAAAAAEk/uqm50vSOHFo/s320/rowse.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445918111960139186" border="0" /></a>"Modelo de batalha"<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-2427814239496668223?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-75649548627444319452010-03-02T07:35:00.000-08:002010-03-02T07:42:26.543-08:00<div style="text-align: center;">Só pra manter a manter a paz no âmbito familiar (e pra poupar meu ouvido).</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S40xQjA7OkI/AAAAAAAAAD0/wEZSKfR1D4g/s1600-h/pamonha.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 165px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S40xQjA7OkI/AAAAAAAAAD0/wEZSKfR1D4g/s320/pamonha.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444061684907588162" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">O que ela não me pede com o rolo de macarrão na mão, que eu não faço chorando.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-7564954862744431945?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-20984232094708435662010-02-27T14:33:00.000-08:002010-02-27T15:05:32.956-08:00Por preguiça de fazer um twitter, vou escrever aqui, no máximo em 140 caracteres.<div><br /></div><div>Uma conversa sobre cores:</div><div><br /></div><div>R.: Azul bebê, cara que chato. eu acho que tinha que tinha que ter umas cores mais legais tipo Azul Blue man group.</div><div>V.: Azul Avatar ?</div><div>R.: É, nada de azul céu, azul marinho.</div><div>R.: Vermelho... vermelho sangue é muito comum.</div><div>V.: Vermelho Chico ?</div><div><br /></div><div>(Conversa encerrada abruptamente por uma entidade feminina presente na sala).</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-2098423209470843566?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-79617409776050910282010-02-26T12:30:00.000-08:002010-02-26T12:36:35.418-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xbhg5GoMBoA&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xbhg5GoMBoA&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div><br /></div><div>Perdeu a magia ? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOmZLTkJO04">Foda-se</a>.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-7961740977605091028?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-39135788118745217972010-02-23T20:34:00.001-08:002010-02-23T20:37:59.836-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S4SsiHtWAXI/AAAAAAAAADk/jur18riKsWs/s1600-h/alias.bmp"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 62px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S4SsiHtWAXI/AAAAAAAAADk/jur18riKsWs/s320/alias.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441663951955165554" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Não é uma das minhas qualidades.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-3913578811874521797?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-49076320545767035732010-02-23T20:27:00.000-08:002010-02-23T20:30:25.447-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S4Sq6bbkDcI/AAAAAAAAADc/BWN9KTsMos8/s1600-h/07_xboxforums_flythatruth23.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 225px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S4Sq6bbkDcI/AAAAAAAAADc/BWN9KTsMos8/s320/07_xboxforums_flythatruth23.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441662170542902722" border="0" /></a> <br /> Só não me venha com coração, por favor.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-4907632054576703573?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-88957847789057159302010-02-23T20:16:00.001-08:002010-02-23T20:21:39.071-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S4SoXO82BpI/AAAAAAAAADU/6kMiMLZilIc/s1600-h/comp.bmp"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 274px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S4SoXO82BpI/AAAAAAAAADU/6kMiMLZilIc/s320/comp.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441659366874154642" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Será que Darwin pensava que sua teoria seria aplicada em Pokemon ?!<br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-8895784778905715930?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-26500206755535254252010-02-20T09:35:00.000-08:002010-02-20T09:40:57.617-08:00<div>Sabe quando deixam a responsabilidade da edição na mão do estágiário...</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S4Adw40RbrI/AAAAAAAAADE/gckC2dvxqLM/s1600-h/usando+a+licensa.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 113px; height: 174px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S4Adw40RbrI/AAAAAAAAADE/gckC2dvxqLM/s320/usando+a+licensa.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440381075586117298" /></a><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Se você não foi um, você será.</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-2650020675553525425?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-27958222893594074902010-02-16T15:39:00.000-08:002010-02-16T15:44:09.488-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S3stF058TKI/AAAAAAAAAC8/7cBDZtErNLk/s1600-h/calvin%26harodotira591.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 104px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S3stF058TKI/AAAAAAAAAC8/7cBDZtErNLk/s320/calvin%26harodotira591.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438990553104272546" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Não há nenhuma <b>montagem</b> na tira.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-2795822289359407490?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-45707032425309704292010-02-16T07:06:00.000-08:002010-02-16T07:12:40.310-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S3q0wxpWCaI/AAAAAAAAAC0/walEdBE0u1U/s1600-h/brand.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S3q0wxpWCaI/AAAAAAAAAC0/walEdBE0u1U/s320/brand.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438858250056763810" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">Ceya says: "Jabu, lambuze e me use"</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-4570703242530970429?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-21391343736904229582010-02-14T13:57:00.000-08:002010-02-14T14:02:39.448-08:00<div><br /></div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J1eRiXk4UgI&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J1eRiXk4UgI&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> -"A virgem masi gordinha não quis ficar pra trás, sumiu com meu salame e disse: Quero</span> mais!"</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-2139134373690422958?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-88753964422337325842010-02-14T10:37:00.000-08:002010-02-14T10:48:39.048-08:00<div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S3hE2HNm5BI/AAAAAAAAACI/xS6iHpgv0Kg/s1600-h/panthro1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 271px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S3hE2HNm5BI/AAAAAAAAACI/xS6iHpgv0Kg/s320/panthro1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438172246489621522" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><br /></span></u></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S3hE2HNm5BI/AAAAAAAAACI/xS6iHpgv0Kg/s1600-h/panthro1.jpg"></a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">Navy's Eles estão por ai...</span></u></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-8875396442233732584?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8586409339114714737.post-42680325959074278502010-02-13T13:11:00.000-08:002010-02-13T13:13:24.453-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S3cV64I3ycI/AAAAAAAAACA/-qysJHJaJJw/s1600-h/Analitics.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 133px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Nzd_pidvFXI/S3cV64I3ycI/AAAAAAAAACA/-qysJHJaJJw/s320/Analitics.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437839176319355330" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8586409339114714737-4268032595907427850?l=vhulgo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Vitor!http://www.blogger.com/profile/05899397844222237858noreply@blogger.com1